Monday, May 01, 2006

He Died While Playing Golf

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."

I needed a laugh today :)

Got any good golf jokes to share?


Cernohous Family said...

Dont really golf, dont really have any golf joke! Just wishing to drop a comment to say thank you for visiting and comment on our site. You can call that travelling exhibit! We have the T-Rex Stan visit our Nature Center for 1 month. It sure jam the center at an instant!

It's just so cool!

Maritza said...

I''m not a golfer but a female coworker once told me that she suffered an embarrasing golfing moment when she yelled at her husband, "Your zipper's open and your balls are falling out!" in reference to his golfbag not his pants!